Info-mercial overload

Atkins anyone? Alright, I know it is totally passe, not mention it gives you killer breath, so as not to entice anyone to ask you to dinner, but, this is a fantastic protein packed salad. Not, to mention, you can use that George Foreman grill that you bought back in the 90's in hopes of having Forman eggs and bacon with zero cleanup, yeah right. Whoever doesn't bother cleaning that thing thoroughly deserves the salmonella/ebolla virus that they get. But, for me the bigger problem is ....how did they do the eggs on that infomercial, and what the hell am I going to do with this bonus quick chopper. I know, I know, I will chop up some of my chia herb garden, dehydrate it with the RonCo, then shove it between two slices of bread with some of that roasted leg of lamb from my roaster, and have a party with little to no cleanup. Speaking of stuff, have you seen the herb garden that grows under artificial light right in your kitchen? You start it with chemicals and water I think...and a butchered chicken for spiritual purposes. Wait three days, do a rain dance under the hood of your stove and POOF, fresh herbs for anytime of day. I love cable.

Here is a recipe for Italian Herb Dressing. To really make your salads work well try using the same herbs in your dressings that you use on your meat. Also one really good way of changing this up a bit is to do the chicken BBQ style and add 2 Tablespoons of the same BBQ to your vinaigrette. VERY TASTY!

Italian Herb Dressing NOTE: mince extra herbs to put on your grilled chicken and use baby basil to sprinkle over the entire salad ( it's especially good with the eggs!) 1 tsp of each minced: Basil, Oregano, Parsley, and Rosemary 1/2 cup olive oil 1/4 cup distilled white vinegar 2 Tablespoons water 2 tsp sugar 1 tsp of each: Lemon, juice, garlic salt, onion salt, & fresh cracked black pepper  Shake all ingredients (except oil) together until the salt has dissolved. Now you can add your oil and shake again.

Salads are great because you can just put whatever you have in the house on a bed of greens. This one is packed with protein. It has 1/2 a grilled chicken breast, 1 slice of bacon crumbled, 1 boiled egg, & shredded Mozzarella cheese. If you use the same herbs on your chicken as you do your dressing it makes a wonderful match.

Comments

[Sindy]

Hey! I WANT one of those herb gardens. I don't care if I have to dance NEKKID under a full moon. I want FRESH herbs again!!!!